This morning...
Bailey: MAMA!!!! Brennan's touching me!
Mama: Ok, both of you! That's enough with this tattling! From now on, do not tell on each other unless someone is doing something dangerous. Otherwise, ask them to stop, move away from them or come and be next to me. No more of this!
Brennan: Yeah, Bailey...so like if I was pushing you off a cliff.
Mama: But Brennan! You would NEVER do that!
Brennan: Yeah, we don't have any cliffs around here.